The Caffeineocracy of Iasonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 45.475 billion Iasonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Volos. The average income tax rate is 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Iasonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,071 trillion Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 155,502 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown. Iasonia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Iasonia is ranked 125,155^th in the world and 6^th in Greece for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.59 law-abiding acts per hour.