The Federal Republic of I only pick the last one is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.007 billion I only pick the last oneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The thriving I only pick the last onean economy, worth 408 trillion guilders a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,934 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime is moderate. I only pick the last one's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

I only pick the last one is ranked 14,509^th in the world and 6^th in the scammers for Largest Black Market, with 297 trillion Standard Monetary Units.