The Love of Eggnog of I Love Eggnog is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.123 billion I Love Eggnogians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong I Love Eggnogian economy, worth 378 trillion eggs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,451 eggs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,158 per year while the poor average 2,598, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. I Love Eggnog's national animal is the eggnog enjoyer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

I Love Eggnog is ranked 242,550^th in the world and 1^st in Eggnog for Highest Average Incomes, with 41,451.45 Standard Monetary Units.