The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.08 billion I Always Choose The Last Optionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient I Always Choose The Last Optionian economy, worth a remarkable 4,848 trillion Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 370,691 Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm, and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. I Always Choose The Last Option's national animal is the National Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

I Always Choose The Last Option is ranked 291,037^th in the world and 10^th in TERRY for Highest Food Quality, scoring 1.16 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.