The Insane Dictatorswamp of I absolutely hate 67 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 751 million potatoes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrek's Swamp. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The strong dumb economy, worth 80.8 trillion keyboards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,628 keyboards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against I absolutely hate 67's military, all music has been banned, and I absolutely hate 67 has the hottest women in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. I absolutely hate 67's national animal is the toast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I absolutely hate 67 is ranked 65,639^th in the world and 1^st in Whats 9 plus 10 for Highest Poor Incomes, with 45,633.32 Standard Monetary Units.