The Republic of I-FINGER is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its fear of technology and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.481 billion I-FINGERlings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The I-FINGERian economy, worth 88.1 trillion rubbles a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,501 rubbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named I-FINGER's new capital, women across the country are tying the knot, and convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I-FINGER's national animal is the foxy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I-FINGER is ranked 191,253^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Zombie Apocalypse for Largest Populations, with 2.48 billion capita.