The Republic of I-69E is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.143 billion I-69Eians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The very strong I-69Eian economy, worth 572 trillion cars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,404 cars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,633 per year while the poor average 8,138, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. I-69E's national animal is the driver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

I-69E is ranked 150,768^th in the world and 1^st in Interstate 69E for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.