The Globalist Republic of Hyym is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Benjamin Price with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 3.812 billion Hyymalayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Public Transport and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hymoa City. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyymalayan economy, worth 560 trillion Hyymianese Ekumals a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,064 Hyymianese Ekumals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Today's secret ingredients are blood, sweat, and tears, 90% of active duty HAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyym's national animal is the Great horned Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hyymalayan Christianity.

Hyym is ranked 11,472^nd in the world and 12^th in Mappy nerds for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 400.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.