The Globalist Republic of Hyym is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Benjamin Price with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.977 billion Hyymalayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hymoa City. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyymalayan economy, worth 624 trillion Hyymianese Ekumals a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,790 Hyymianese Ekumals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, even God cannot save you in Hyym, and colonels love the smell of trash in the morning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyym's national animal is the Great horned Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hyymalayan Christianity.

Hyym is ranked 17,130^th in the world and 9^th in Mappy nerds for Highest Poor Incomes, with 99,240.06 Standard Monetary Units.