The Empire of Hypnosios is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.36 billion Hypnosiosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 10.6%.

The Hypnosiosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,205 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Hypnosios's national animal is the Eagle.

Hypnosios is ranked 124,200^th in the world and 8^th in Oatia for Highest Average Incomes, with 61,205.76 Standard Monetary Units.