The Wolfist Junta of Hyperwolf is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Hyperwolf with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.234 billion Hyperwolfians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolf City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperwolfist economy, worth a remarkable 3,269 trillion WolfCoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 267,272 WolfCoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,018,120 per year while the poor average 10,017, a ratio of 201 to 1.

There's no such thing as a safe bet, a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard, the next election is postponed until further notice, and ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hyperwolf's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Hyperwolf is ranked 49,992^nd in the world and 516^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 12.2 billion capita.