The DOCTYPE html of Hypertext Markup Language is a massive, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.393 billion Hypertext Markup Languageans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.1%.

The strong Hypertext Markup Languagean economy, worth 132 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,204 florins, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hypertext Markup Language's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hypertext Markup Language is ranked 224,056^th in the world and 15^th in The Region Of All Time for Rudest Citizens, with 34.09 insults per minute.