The Empire of HyperDopBube is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by SuperDOpBube with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.702 billion HyperDopBubeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SuperANTIschemerland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse HyperDopBubean economy, worth 140 trillion Pears a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 82,752 Pears, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 751,625 per year while the poor average 1,050, a ratio of 715 to 1.

Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, it is rumoured that SuperDOpBube uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. HyperDopBube's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Biriyani eating.

HyperDopBube is ranked 324,926^th in the world and 18^th in Nation states logic for Safest, scoring 4.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.