The Socialist Republica of Hyima is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Khamenei with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.137 billion HYIMANESE are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanab. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HYIMANESE economy, worth 280 trillion Lans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,916 Lans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no HYIMANESE emissions at all, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, and the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyima's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Economism.

Hyima is ranked 266,542^nd in the world and 3^rd in Control andOrder for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -9 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.