The Socialist Republica of Hyima is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Donald Khamenei with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.573 billion HYIMANESE are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanab. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming HYIMANESE economy, worth 170 trillion Lans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,412 Lans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Hyima at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps, vaccinations are mandatory, and teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyima's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Economism.

Hyima is ranked 30,269^th in the world and 1^st in Control andOrder for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,342.98 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.