The Pink Holy Winter Wonderland of Hurricane IV is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hurricane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.843 billion Hurricaneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricanean economy, worth 503 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,250 gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Alien kidnappings of both cattle and humans are headline news on the most respected papers (Hurricane IV has found 4 easter eggs), Hurricane spends Halloween alternatively growling and howling (Hurricane IV has found 4 easter eggs), a doomsday device lies untouched in a public park (Hurricane IV has found 4 easter eggs), and the nation's favourite colour is blue (Hurricane IV has found 4 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Hurricane IV's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hurricane IV is ranked 85,142^nd in the world and 18^th in Gay for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,448.58 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.