The Pink Holy Winter Wonderland of Hurricane CDXI is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hurricane with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.521 billion Hurricaneans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricanean economy, worth 460 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 182,607 gold bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 866,416 per year while the poor average 22,712, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

The HCAF has poured billions of gold bars into anti-spaceship defenses to protect Hurricane CDXI against outsiders (Hurricane CDXI has found 4 easter eggs), the nation's favourite colour is blue (Hurricane CDXI has found 4 easter eggs), it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Hurricane CDXI has found 4 easter eggs), and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Hurricane CDXI has found 4 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hurricane CDXI's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hurricane CDXI is ranked 83,988^th in the world and 1^st in Buoraask for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,190.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.