The Free Land Fun Times of Hung Like A Horse is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Porn Star with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.183 billion Hung Like A Horseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bedroom. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hung Like A Horsean economy, worth a remarkable 1,692 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,895 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Porn Star is a silly poophead, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hung Like A Horse's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sex.

Hung Like A Horse is ranked 316,687^th in the world and 10^th in Sex for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.99 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.