The Empire of Humsawy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shummy with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.999 billion Humsawyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellevue. The average income tax rate is 50.9%.

The strong Humsawyian economy, worth 158 trillion Humbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,822 Humbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and a major religion has been named as Humsawy's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humsawy's national animal is the Hummers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Humsawy is ranked 96,151^st in the world and 4^th in Burge Classroom for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.51 percentage of bribes refused.