The Commonwealth of Humpty Doo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.503 billion Humpty Dooans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Humpty Dooan economy, worth a remarkable 3,814 trillion Jarjarbinks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 177,410 Jarjarbinks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,476,213 per year while the poor average 4,236, a ratio of 348 to 1.

Only the richest get to see out of their windows, the only women behind bars are barmaids, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Humpty Doo's national animal is the Fighting Slime Mold, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Humpty Doo is ranked 286,180^th in the world and 5,064^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 5.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.