The Queen's State of Humber Bay is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.695 billion Humber Bayians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong Humber Bayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,960 trillion betales a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,664 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, abortions are routinely performed in Humber Bay's hospitals, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Humber Bay's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Humber Bay is ranked 6,653^rd in the world and 50^th in State for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6,415.17 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.