The Republic of HumanTransferCards is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.566 billion HumanTransferCardsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.5%.

The powerhouse HumanTransferCardsian economy, worth 896 trillion tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 104,610 tacoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 335,926 per year while the poor average 24,692, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and builders across HumanTransferCards are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HumanTransferCards's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HumanTransferCards is ranked 28,543^rd in the world and 757^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 75.55 kickbacks per hour.