The Free Land of Human Hibernation is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.269 billion Human Hibernationians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The thriving Human Hibernationian economy, worth 162 trillion Guineas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 71,818 Guineas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,461 per year while the poor average 9,885, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Human Hibernation's national animal is the Face Mite, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Human Hibernation is ranked 99,047^th in the world and 7^th in An Island In Space for Highest Average Incomes, with 71,818.8 Standard Monetary Units.