The Huffy Monarchy of Huffinsula is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by King Larry with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 13.46 billion Huffinsulans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Huffinsulan economy, worth 868 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,519 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Glue production is at an all-time high, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, not all rivers run to the sea, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huffinsula's national animal is the gazelle.

Huffinsula is ranked 42,403^rd in the world and 5^th in T2R for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.