
| Population | 951 million |
| Capital | jingleton primus |
| Leader | The generalissimo |
| Currency | Satar |
| Animal | Bear |
The Military Dictatorship of Hudurghew is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The generalissimo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 951 million Hudurghewians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of jingleton primus. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Hudurghewian economy, worth 50.1 trillion Satars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,728 Satars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hudurghew's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Hudurghew is ranked 124,481st in the world and 10th in Arctica for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 633.98 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hudurghew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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Hudurghew's influence in Arctica rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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Hudurghew's influence in Arctica rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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Hudurghew, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
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Hudurghew, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite.
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Hudurghew, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
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Hudurghew, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
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Hudurghew, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Hudurghew flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
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Hudurghew, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
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Hudurghew, it's best not to ask what goes into Jingleton Primus Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.









