The Honor of Huang Dong Diplomat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Peng You with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 13.128 billion Huang Dong Diplomatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friend City. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Huang Dong Diplomatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion Huangoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,142 Huangoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away, bins outnumber trees in city parks, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huang Dong Diplomat's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dragon.

Huang Dong Diplomat is ranked 18,025^th in the world and 1^st in The United Ascendancy for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,470.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.