The United Socialist States of Htaroti is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 8.203 billion Htarotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Htarotian economy, worth 304 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,032 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Htaroti, and a major religion has been named as Htaroti's national religion. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Htaroti's national animal is the Scorpion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Htaroti is ranked 248,441^st in the world and 4,818^th in eta for Nudest, with 72 cheeks per square mile.