The District of Hsueh-Fu Kuo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.995 billion Hsueh-Fu Kuoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hsueh-Fu Kuoan economy, worth 549 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,277 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hsueh-Fu Kuo's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hsueh-Fu Kuo is ranked 60,099^th in the world and 1^st in White House for Most Corrupt Governments, with 30.34 kickbacks per hour.