The MT Army Museum of Hq33 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 32.401 billion Hq33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Hq33ian economy, worth 939 trillion Citas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 29,004 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hq33's national animal is the Vippertooth dragon.

Hq33 is ranked 199,805^th in the world and 1^st in The DOS HQ for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.83 law-abiding acts per hour.