The People's Republic of Hpar is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Federal Council of Hpar with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.192 billion Hparians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Projection. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hparian economy, worth 138 trillion Hapoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,029 Hapoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the hyperwealthy are given "Congratulations! You won Capitalism" trophies, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hpar's national animal is the Hapa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Hpar is ranked 171,601^st in the world and 2^nd in Project for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.