The Theocracy of Howerg Allia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.349 billion Howerg Allians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.
The all-consuming Howerg Allian economy, worth 223 trillion hryvnias a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,916 hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, and a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Howerg Allia's national animal is the koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Howerg Allia is ranked 87,313th in the world and 7th in Nevadia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.59 percentage of bribes refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Howerg Allia, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
- : Following new legislation in Howerg Allia, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
- : Following new legislation in Howerg Allia, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
- : Following new legislation in Howerg Allia, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
- : Following new legislation in Howerg Allia, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
- : Following new legislation in Howerg Allia, walking to the local pizza parlour earns a lovely sports participation ribbon.
- : Following new legislation in Howerg Allia, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
- : Following new legislation in Howerg Allia, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
- : Following new legislation in Howerg Allia, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized.
- : Following new legislation in Howerg Allia, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.