The Hide Away of How Many is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 20.015 billion How Manyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 55.3%.

The frighteningly efficient How Manyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,736 trillion roads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,767 roads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren seeking entertainment have been told to go fish, Formula One cars in How Many boast 56 miles per gallon, money can't buy you love but you can purchase a reasonable approximation of it, and riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. How Many's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

How Many is ranked 114,451^st in the world and 2^nd in Bermuda Triangle for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 703.73 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.