The Colony of Hoverbot is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Hoverbot population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 747 million Hoverbotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.0%.

The strong Hoverbotian economy, worth 25.6 trillion documents a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 34,208 documents, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, and the government dismisses unpopular legislation as a "misclick". Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hoverbot's national animal is the Hoverbot, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hoverbot is ranked 210,994^th in the world and 25^th in Retrocomputers for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4.56 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.