The Theocracy of House of Prayer is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.777 billion House of Prayerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong House of Prayerian economy, worth 204 trillion baht a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,805 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, House of Prayer is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, and liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House of Prayer's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

House of Prayer is ranked 19,608^th in the world and 1^st in Supernovaland for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 105.68 on the Bus Surprisal Index.