The Republic of House Garmadon is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 224 million House Garmadonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant House Garmadonian economy, worth 3.63 trillion rubledollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,194 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House Garmadon's national animal is the snake.

House Garmadon is ranked 276,585^th in the world and 211^th in Suspiciously Common Solar System for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.