The Malphe's First Switcher of Horsell1 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 18.596 billion Horsell1ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Horsell1ian economy, worth 986 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 53,036 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, military funding has been stripped back, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horsell1's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Horsell1 is ranked 21,366^th in the world and 1^st in fluffy bunny for Largest Populations, with 18.6 billion capita.