The United States of RAFAQUISTAO is a large, efficient nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 99 million RAFAQUISTAOians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 11.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse RAFAQUISTAOian economy, worth 8.00 trillion RF$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 80,844 RF$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", RAFAQUISTAOian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, and many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. RAFAQUISTAO's national animal is the Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

RAFAQUISTAO is ranked 61,528^th in the world and 1,289^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 122.67 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.