The Holy Sword of Honea is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nea with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 29.703 billion Honeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hon. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Honean economy, worth 799 trillion Hyals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,930 Hyals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, Holyness has been named as Honea's national religion, Nea has just been declared ruler of Honea in an international press conference, and Honea has designated Hon as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honea's national animal is the zebra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Holyness.

Honea is ranked 223,225^th in the world and 1^st in The United Rogue Nations of Alteria for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,248.68 Standard Monetary Units.