The Republic of Honduras is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Maria Casterro with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.074 billion Catrachoes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tegucigalpa. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hondurasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,129 trillion Lempiras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 124,524 Lempiras, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

One man's trash is another company's tax break, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, young adults still believe that White-tailed Deer deliver newborns to expecting parents, and strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honduras's national animal is the White-tailed Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Honduras is ranked 36,842^nd in the world and 7^th in Last Flight for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,365.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.