The Nomadic Peoples of Holy Mountain Brewing Company is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.88 billion Holy Mountain Brewing Companyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Holy Mountain Brewing Companyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,126 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,063 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, and finders keepers is the law of the land. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Mountain Brewing Company's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Holy Mountain Brewing Company is ranked 302,460th in the world and 7th in Great Breweries of the PNW for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
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Holy Mountain Brewing Company, finders keepers is the law of the land.
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Holy Mountain Brewing Company, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
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Holy Mountain Brewing Company, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
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Holy Mountain Brewing Company, preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it.
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