The Traveler of Holiday Jumper is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Traveler with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.196 billion Holiday Jumperians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.
The Holiday Jumperian economy, worth 438 trillion Candles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,509 Candles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The house always wins, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holiday Jumper's national animal is the Confetti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Holiday Jumper is ranked 106,633rd in the world and 3,825th in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,623.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Holiday Jumper's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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Holiday Jumper, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
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Holiday Jumper, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
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Holiday Jumper, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
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Holiday Jumper, the house always wins.
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Holiday Jumper, legend has it The Traveler's shower singing echoes through the halls of government.
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Holiday Jumper, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
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Holiday Jumper, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
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Holiday Jumper, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Holiday Jumperian democracy.
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Holiday Jumper, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.

