The Nomadic Peoples of Hoist Up the Jumpy Sail is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.897 billion Hoist Up the Jumpy Sailians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The very strong Hoist Up the Jumpy Sailian economy, worth 170 trillion Barnicle Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,938 Barnicle Shells, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, extreme political groups are outlawed, military funding has been stripped back, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hoist Up the Jumpy Sail's national animal is the Albatross, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Hoist Up the Jumpy Sail is ranked 1,671^st in the world and 1^st in Port Elizabeth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,779.13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.