Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 676thMost Stationary: 1,595thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,459th
The Santa States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ho Ho Ho!
Influence
Envoy
The man who stayed for Christmas
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Ho Ho Ho

Population25.329 billion

CapitalBetlehem
LeaderSanta
FaithChristianism

CurrencyHo
Animalreindeer

The Santa States of Ho Ho Ho is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Santa with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.329 billion Ho Ho Hoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betlehem. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ho Ho Hoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,455 trillion Hoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 175,922 Hoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ho Ho Ho's national animal is the reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianism.

Ho Ho Ho is ranked 1,595th in the world and 1st in Christmas for Most Stationary, with 4,237.7056212 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 676thMost Stationary: 1,595thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,459thLargest Black Market: 2,629thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,432ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,454thHighest Economic Output: 4,002ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,469thMost Influential: 7,507thLargest Populations: 7,667thMost Devout: 8,726thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,859thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,094thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,680thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,277thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,118thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,619thMost Developed: 13,672ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,554thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,403rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,034thHealthiest Citizens: 17,133rdLargest Mining Sector: 18,184thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,589thLargest Governments: 19,627thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,702ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,754thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,384thSmartest Citizens: 27,284thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,300th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ho Ho Ho was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Ho Ho Ho's influence in Christmas rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Ho Ho Ho's influence in Christmas rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Ho Ho Ho was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Ho Ho Ho was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Ho Ho Ho resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Ho Ho Ho was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Ho Ho Ho was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Ho Ho Ho was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • : Ho Ho Ho applied to join the World Assembly.

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