The Submarine of HNoMS Ula is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and soft-spoken computers. The cynical population of 17.657 billion HNoMS Ulans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The HNoMS Ulan economy, worth 995 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,358 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HNoMS Ula's national animal is the Elk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Den Norske Kirke.

HNoMS Ula is ranked 100,529^th in the world and 1^st in The Free Council for Most Corrupt Governments, with 12.9 kickbacks per hour.