The Rogue Nation of HMS Rotterdam is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.035 billion HMS Rotterdamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Education aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The very strong HMS Rotterdamian economy, worth 65.0 trillion Gems a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 62,767 Gems, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,060 per year while the poor average 8,626, a ratio of 32.7 to 1.

Sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, HMS Rotterdam has designated HMS Rotterdam City as its capital city, and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. HMS Rotterdam's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HMS Rotterdam is ranked 301,561^st in the world and 1^st in The Embassy hub of Italian Dutch for Nicest Citizens, with 1.02 average smiles per day.