The Queendom of HMS Newfoundland is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.546 billion HMS Newfoundlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The HMS Newfoundlandian economy, worth 218 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 48,158 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HMS Newfoundland's national animal is the Kitsune.

HMS Newfoundland is ranked 163,623^rd in the world and 6^th in Tanith for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 359.72 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.