The United Kingdom of HMS Bermuda is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working population of 4.985 billion HMS Bermudans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The HMS Bermudan economy, worth 210 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 42,135 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking HMS Bermuda's students to the next level, HMS Bermuda Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, and high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HMS Bermuda's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HMS Bermuda is ranked 151,926^th in the world and 18^th in Reserve Fleet for Safest, scoring 61.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.