The Kingdom of Hispinas is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.442 billion Hispinoes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Hispinasian economy, worth 259 trillion Peisoes a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 34,863 Peisoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,701 per year while the poor average 2,185, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hispinas's national animal is the Lion eating Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Hispinas is ranked 78,064^th in the world and 774^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.