The Divine Ascendancy of Hispanora is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by El sol cuadillo erwah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.53 billion Hispanics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The mighty citadel of Vermarion. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hispanoran economy, worth 227 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,699 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hispanora's national animal is the Double headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hispanoran ancestral Christianity.

Hispanora is ranked 41,700^th in the world and 10^th in Paladin Astralblitz for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,042.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.