The Rogue Nation of Hilanic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning wolf population. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.994 billion Hilanicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The strong Hilanician economy, worth 173 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 57,783 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hilanic's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hilanic is ranked 57,999^th in the world and 3^rd in Tasmanian Trailer Park for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,266.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.