The Allied States of Hidden Meadows is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.686 billion Hidden Meadowers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The strong Hidden Meadowsian economy, worth 116 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,460 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is moderate. Hidden Meadows's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hidden Meadows is ranked 79,373^rd in the world and 1,935^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,767.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.