The Empire of HI TWP is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working population of 4.988 billion HI TWPians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The HI TWPian economy, worth 268 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,823 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, a major religion has been named as HI TWP's national religion, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime is almost non-existent. HI TWP's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HI TWP is ranked 117,580^th in the world and 3^rd in Tankie for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.